Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Love isn't black and white


First of all, thank you all, little internet detectives! The mystery about the reseller/cross-seller/handmade artist seems to be solved.

The winner is Kayla Greenrod!

Good job woman, now write a blog about whatever you like (it can be anything, your favorite pizza, your beloved pet hamster or that time you got shit-faced on your best friend's wedding) & send it to etsyreseller@gmail.com and I will publish asap.

I am not sure why I still dwell on Etsy, only to return disappointed and sad. Maybe it's because of some Treasuries, lovingly created by hard working artists. Or maybe it's because I am just a bit mental.

This was my latest discovery, pointed out to me by a friend. And it is golden.




But this isn't the best part. The best part is when a reseller doesn't have the skill set to identify sarcasm or irony, let alone understand the concept of handmade.




Let me make this very clear:

Selling items that you have purchased via a wholesaler is okay.
Selling items that you have purchased via a wholesaler and labeling them handmade is not okay.

Sunday, June 16, 2013

Let's play a game!


So yeah, it was about time for a new blog post. The sun is out, which makes me want to buy a handmade leather backpack. With an "Innovative Side Bottle Pocket".



Since pockets are so innovative, especially the bottle ones, I needed this bag.
But it was a bit expensive ($81,93) and the stench of foul play reeked.

So I decided to broaden my search area & included eBay, just for the hell of it.

I was not disappointed.



I didn't really understand what was going on, so I messaged the seller on Etsy. We had a nice chat, which ended up in a repetitive loop of copy & paste.


After my last message, she copy & pasted again. In the end, I guess she grew kind of tired and sent me a pic of her making the bag:


Which made me more confused. So either this woman is lying, or the eBay seller stole her design.

Anyhoo, I want to play a game. NiceLeatherGoods has a ton of handmade bags & some of them are also showing up on other pages. 

Who of you can spot at least one? And can someone explain why the picture says NiceDeal 53, but her Etsy shop has a different name? And who is the eBay seller? Does this person also have an Etsy account? 

If you've solved the mystery, leave a comment! I will pick one winner and this person will get a blogpost about their shop/product/pet. Which is a quite a good deal, since this page now has approx. 500 make that 400 visits a day.

Saturday, June 15, 2013

Shit Resellers Say - Part 2


I am enjoying this way too much. After the shitstorm on the forums last night, I have awoken fresh and slightly energetic. Untill I opened up my mailbox, which was full of crap.

Here we go!

First up we have Kitty Lee from the lovely "handmade" shop MeBracelet. I sent her this:

Hello,
Are you aware that you are selling the same item that 760 other shops are selling?
 Which means this isn't "unique" & "handmade"?
Here are a few:
www.etsy.com/listing/130130211/branch-with-bird-lariat-necklace-lovely
www.etsy.com/listing/82115472/detailed-bird-and-branch-lariat-necklace
www.etsy.com/listing/116945094/silver-bird-and-leaf-lariat-necklace 
www.etsy.com/listing/94539365/sale-10-off-branch-and-bird-lariat 

Oh, and here is the Ali Baba link, where you can stock up some more:
www.alibaba.com/product-gs/475974123/Detailed_Bird_and_Branch_Silver_Lar...
Keep it "handmade"!
Love xxx

 I got an instant reply:

Dear friend,
First of all, I am very thankful to you for reminding me "handmade".However, I want to tell you what is my necklaces are handmade by myself .I can send the pictures or video to show you.So I will send a few pictures you.
I hope you understand the details at the same time, then make the conclusion, okay?Thank you.
Sincerely,Kitty

So she is not a reseller, okay? Lol, just kidding.

Next! RoyalGoldGifts is a great seller. I mean, reseller.
Here's an excerpt of the message:

Thank you for reporting me for no reason. 

So I guess selling the same item 760 other people are selling is not a good reason?

Last but not least:


There is a whole lot more but I am going to wrap it up now, since I have to pick the seam from my crotch and get myself some cheese crackers if I want to survive the morning.

Friday, June 14, 2013

Brilliant idea!

Okay, so I just got a brilliant idea. And those don't come around often, so I suggest you listen up!

Let's beat resellers at their own game!

Here's what we are going to do!

We are not closing our shops. We are not reporting or flagging shops.


We are going to list some of the reseller items for $0.20, with exactly the same pictures.
Once buyers click on them, they will see the following description:

Hello potential buyer,
This item is not handmade or vintage. 
In fact, all the other items from other sellers who sell this article are also not handmade. This item was made by little kids in third world countries. Slave labor. Forced labor. 
This item has a lot of guilt & blood on it.
Please support handmade and do not buy this item. Not from here, nor any other shop.
Together we can stop slave labor. Together we can bring Etsy back to true handmade, vintage & supplies!


What do you say? Are you in? If so, I will put a new post up, with more details! Let's do this!

UPDATE: I added two listings, both got about 200 views and both got 1 admirer. Probably a friend :) And my forum thread "Beat them at their own game" also might have helped. I did decide to remove them, since being "fair" towards Etsy might be a better approach. Even if they are not fair with us. If my account closes down, I will not be able to reach other fed up sellers. Which would be a shame.

Bless your heart


Who doesn't love iPhone cases?

But let's be honest; if you think they are handmade, you are an utter retard.

That being stated, let's move on, shall we? Because I have a great post for you today.

So, get shitfaced on cheap sake and follow me to Asia, where pink is holy, gold rhinestone crosses are hot & the glue guns be drippin'.

This Treasury was lovingly created by my friend, who also curated the Diversity Treasury. I love her.


But that's not all. Nope. Not even close.
As our sender-inner remarks: "Some people are truly irony impaired".
Because we haven't gotten to the best bit yet! Watch closely:



I don't know about you, but I died a little on the inside. More sake, please!

Venturing into replica hell


But I'm also still dipping into those women's magazines, and they are making me feel genuinely bad about my life achievements. Because I don't yet have an 'investment handbag'. My stance on 'investment handbags' has always been that if I were going to make a £600 investment, it would probably be in Post Office bonds - and not something that, by and large, lives on the floor in pubs, or which I sometimes use to carry 5lb of potatoes home. If I'm honest, the handbag I would probably like most is a big hollowed-out potato with handles on it. A giant Kind Edward with satchel straps. Then, in times of crisis, I could bake and eat the handbag and survive the winter. That is the way of my people. - Caitlin Moran "How to be a woman"



And so our story begins. One of my friends (yes, I get attached too fast and too soon) has sent me this mail:

One day I was searching for purses and came upon this shop, popularbag. One item in particular (this one) caught my eye because you could see the logo of the designer right on the bag (the logo has since been slightly blurred to be less obvious).




I don't know much about designer purses but a quick Google search of  "Celine handbag" led me to finding this bag, which seems to come in different colors for different seasons.



This, to me, is the source of two issues:

  1.  it's doubtful that this seller (and his "collective" of his wife and sister) handmade hundreds of complicated designs and
  2. copyright infringement hardly seems like something that should be allowed on Etsy. 


After reporting the shop and item twice (with links to the Celine handbag site) and not having any action taken on the shop, I emailed Etsy's Integrity Team directly. These are a few lines from the watered down response that I received:
Due to the confidentiality of our flagging process, we cannot comment on the specific shop you linked to in your email. We will take a look at it, and if it does not meet our policies, then we will contact that seller and handle it privately. In the future, if you see a shop that you think may not be following Etsy's policies, the best way to let us know is to use the "Report this shop to Etsy" link on the Shop home page. This puts your report into a queue that is reviewed daily.



 I couldn't resist emailing back:

Thanks for the response. I find the generic nature of it to be slightly discouraging, however, and since the shop that I emailed you about is still up and running, I guess I'll conclude that Etsy now allows sellers of knockoff handbags (that in my opinion aren't likely to be handmade in addition to being blatant stealing of someone else's design) to be within their TOUs. As a seller of entirely handmade items, I find this to be really disheartening.  
I also did use the "Report this shop to Etsy" link, twice in fact, in bringing this shop to your attention, using the tag "not handmade," which I believe is appropriate in this case. I've seen many sellers of knockoff handbags on the streets of Manhattan and I don't believe that these people make their bags, either. I assume that all knockoffs are purchased wholesale from a factory somewhere that makes illicit goods. 

When the item wasn't removed after the second time that I reported it (with the link included in my email to you) I figured that it must have been missed because I honestly didn't think that Etsy would encourage items of that nature to be sold. I guess I just keep hoping that it's lack of staff that allows stuff like this to take over the site and not a lack of integrity."

At this point I received a generic response nearly identical to the first, but the specific item that I had reported was taken down. However, a week later, it was relisted. I emailed Etsy's Integrity Team again and was basically told to use the flagging system to report items. The shop remains open to this day...



To take counterfeiting seriously, you have to treat it the same way you would stolen property,” said John Gioconda, a lawyer who represents several fancy luxury brands. “If you’re caught purchasing it, you’re punished. It’s the only way to put a real dent in the problem.

Alas, go forth and report! You can use this blogpost. Also, send in your stories!

Diversity

As Etsy grows daily, resellers are thriving. And how sad this may be, sometimes it's also nice to have a little fun with it. One of our friends made this beautiful Treasury:

Diversity - a Treasury

Here is a screenshot, in case you do not wish to open Etsy for boycotting reasons or if you don't want to spend the afternoon crawling your way back out of this reseller maze:



Feel free to use this blogpost to report these shops. And do you have something to report? Let me know via etsyreseller@gmail.com and also add me to your circle! As far as I'm concerned, I am not done raging yet. I have only just begun...

Thursday, June 13, 2013

Shit Resellers Say


Dealing with resellers brings down a whole new level of pain. After being called out (I use a template, since there are so many), resellers either:
  • Delete the listing
  • Get very passive-aggressive
  • Explain in Engrish why it is "handmade"
  • Try to convince me that it's their design & others copied them (my favorite)

Let me walk you through some of the replies I received this morning. First we have Leonato (from the Infinity ring fiasco). I told him that he was selling the exact same ring as 7 other shops, hence it can not be handmade or unique.

Here is his response:

Hello! Thanks for having interest in our items first.
Unfortunately many sellers imitates our items recently but our items are made by ourselves. Also for those items above, it’s a similar items but which is little different. and I want to thank you for letting me know the Alibaba case. The company use our photos and designs without our permission. Thanks and have a good day! Laonato

I know, right? If anyone has a nice reply for Laonato, leave it in the comment box. I'll make sure he gets it.

Next we have Jackie Chen (also sells Infinity rings):

hello, thank you for your message. i have checked all the links you have listed and found that there is one item from our another alibaba stock.
for our silver items, all are make by our skillfull handmade masters and we took pictures by ourself, not buy from other companys.
thank youjackie 

I asked him:

Are your "handmade masters" little slave labor children? 

To which he responded:

i am not handmade master, i am running the stock,develop new items,make some new designs. my real sister and brother, sister in law and brother in law are all handmade masters,with more than 15years of work experineces.also, we employ handmade masters from outside.i am not a childred, already over 30years old. 

Yup. Dealing with resellers is like dealing with toddlers. They know something is wrong, yet refuse to do something about it. They try to justify their actions by pointing fingers. It's like being a parent, telling your kid he can't play with Ricky anymore, because Ricky is a bad influence.

Next up: Girasimo. This reseller sent me a very long message, here is an excerpt:


The fact that the ring sells and a lot of sellers have it doesn't mean i couldn't make it with my own hands. I don't buy from anyone if that's what you mean. I have a small workshop that i create ALL of my jewels.


You could try making it with your own hands, Girasimo...

And here is my favorite (I got many more messages, but it's clogging up my Inbox and we all know what it means when things are clogged up). It's from Anna Luo. It's about the "Fashion Jewelry Colorful Resin Turquoise Bubble Bib Fan Fringe Cabochons Necklace" from an earlier post.

I sent her this:

Hello,
You are selling exactly the same items as these shops:
www.etsy.com/listing/130295281/free-shipping-fashion-jewelry-colorful
www.etsy.com/listing/151836486/fringe-statement-necklace-designer
www.etsy.com/listing/153911192/fan-necklace-fan-fringe-necklace-high
www.etsy.com/listing/153600503/fan-fringe-necklace-fan-necklace-fringe
www.etsy.com/listing/153901492/resin-shell-bubble-necklace-statement

Might want to check up on that, I think you all have the same supplier :)
Keep up the "handmade" work!
Love

To which she responded:






About a branch & a bird...


True handmade items are a pleasure for the eyes (well, not always; Aunt Clara and her horrible glue gun crafts come to mind), IF they are truly handmade.

To quote Helen Killer: "Sometimes 'handmade' means made by many tiny hands in third world countries".

To be honest, I was a little surprised. Sure, I make jewelry myself, so I have seen the supplies to make this particular necklace. I wouldn't buy them, since I am not a fan of this style. But I thought maybe some of the jewelry artists would.

I guess I am still a little too optimistic. I am optimistic as an idiot.

Of course you wouldn't take the time to actually make this necklace, if you can just buy them in bulk from Alibaba.

Get ready to hurl...

Today we present the following "handmade" shops:

Needless to say, above shops are just what was spat out by Etsy's first search page result. My stomach couldn't bare page 2.

Now on to the fun part. The "unique" items:











There ya go. I showed you just 5. There are 760 listings of this necklace.
Crying is allowed, so go ahead. Oh wait, I almost forget the best part:



You're welcome.

Not remotely handmade. Or vintage.

Exactly. Another Etsy seller is fed up. With good reason.
As resellers flourish, seller morale drops.

I do believe Etsy has reached an ultimate low.
That being said, I think there are several ways Etsy can turn their venue around.

My first suggestion would be to personally check each shop BEFORE opening. Which would save a lot of time and frustrations, trying the weed out the enormous amount of resellers already residing on Etsy.

Anyway, back to our Etsy seller. She sells wonderful items, but they are being pushed back to page 15 immediately after publishing. Why? Are her tags not good? Maybe it's her title?

No. Nope. It's another problem.

Resellers!

This time, there is a new trend in handmade jewelry. Or should I say "vintage handmade beautiful gold free shipping retro gold lion modern necklace"?

That's right. Lion necklaces. Anyone interested?

Here are the shops where you can buy with confidence, it's "unique"!


Now, I am not going to blow smoke up resellers asses by giving them free traffic. I am going to post screen shots of the cheap junk they are selling. Here we go!













I am going to close this thread now and remember; DON'T CALL OUT!

UPDATE: Reseller Rachel from the shop "jewelry4fab" has let me know that she has deactivated her listing! 




Right now

Okay, let's just do this right now. Word needs to be spread about this.

I received a message from another Etsy seller who is also very frustrated that we are now almost 15 8 years into Etsy and nothing has been done so far to keep the resellers out. Etsy has been promising us time & time again things will change, but they don't.

Things just get worse.

Here are some lovely examples I received today.

Anyone interested in some handmade necklaces? Well, these are all "unique" & "handmade"!

We have the following shops:


And I bet my sweet ass you already know what all these shops have in common? Exactly.

RESELLERS!

But how do you know? Well, they ALL sell the same necklace. I know, right.

"They've handmade it with love and care", which is Chinese slang for: buy on AliBaba, put on Etsy and don't give a shit.

Some more screencaps, since it is so much fun!











Apparantly all you need these days to make a quick buck is a Creditcard & some Photoshop skills. And while you are at it, here is the link to the Alibaba necklace, just in case you need some extra cash:



Oh & a quick word of advice to the Etsy resellers: rename your item, if you are stupid enough to resell something which is probably produced by a large slave labor factory.

Succes!

Great success: we already got some new input from fellow Etsy sellers on resellers (with sources!) We will publish them tonight, so stay tuned!






The New Etsy Reseller Blog!

After seeing yet ANOTHER reseller pop up on Etsy with 602 bracelets priced at $3 each, I had enough. I have been an avid reader of the Regretsy blog for years, but unfortunatly it is no longer active.

While Googling for a place where I could call out the resellers I have found (since Etsy isn't doing ANYTHING about it & has some vague statements about "collectives"), I did indeed found some blogs, but they are all no longer active.

So here it is! The New Etsy Reseller Call Out blog! Please feel free to send me everything you have found about resellers, pictures, names, shops, products, I want everything.

So, here is the one that drove me over the edge. A stack of bracelets in different colors. The first shop is called "dailyideas" (which means they just steal shit & mark it as being handmade):




Aweeee, isn't that cute? Then I copied the image link of one item and went to Google. Clicked "Images" on top. Clicked the little camera in the searchbox. Pasted in the URL of the item. Hit search and tada: mass produced junk.

Because another shop on Etsy is selling the EXACT same shit. Here it is:




And yes; I have reported both & sent them both a message:

Hello,
You are selling exactly the same items as this shop:

[Etsy shop URL]

Might want to check up on that, I think you both have the same supplier :)
Keep up the "handmade" work!

Love 


Not that it will matter, but hey! One can always dream!

PS: not kidding, send me everything you've got!