Bless your heart

Who doesn't love iPhone cases?

But let's be honest; if you think they are handmade, you are an utter retard.

That being stated, let's move on, shall we? Because I have a great post for you today.

So, get shitfaced on cheap sake and follow me to Asia, where pink is holy, gold rhinestone crosses are hot & the glue guns be drippin'.

This Treasury was lovingly created by my friend, who also curated the Diversity Treasury. I love her.

But that's not all. Nope. Not even close.
As our sender-inner remarks: "Some people are truly irony impaired".
Because we haven't gotten to the best bit yet! Watch closely:

I don't know about you, but I died a little on the inside. More sake, please!

About a branch & a bird...

True handmade items are a pleasure for the eyes (well, not always; Aunt Clara and her horrible glue gun crafts come to mind), IF they are truly handmade.

To quote Helen Killer: "Sometimes 'handmade' means made by many tiny hands in third world countries".

To be honest, I was a little surprised. Sure, I make jewelry myself, so I have seen the supplies to make this particular necklace. I wouldn't buy them, since I am not a fan of this style. But I thought maybe some of the jewelry artists would.

I guess I am still a little too optimistic. I am optimistic as an idiot.

Of course you wouldn't take the time to actually make this necklace, if you can just buy them in bulk from Alibaba.

Get ready to hurl...

Today we present the following "handmade" shops:

• JewelryMORIAH
• RoyalGoldGifts
• MeBracelet
• bluelilytrinkets
• Thedandelionjewelry

Needless to say, above shops are just what was spat out by Etsy's first search page result. My stomach couldn't bare page 2.

Now on to the fun part. The "unique" items:

There ya go. I showed you just 5. There are 760 listings of this necklace.
Crying is allowed, so go ahead. Oh wait, I almost forget the best part:

You're welcome.